I don't know if I've ever cared about anything as much as I care about Coleen vs Rebekah

War of the Wags: Coleen vs Rebekah
War of the Wags: Coleen vs Rebekah Credit:  PA

If there is any justice in this world, she should be the recipient of this year's Booker, Pulitzer and Costa prizes, the winner of the next MacArthur Foundation Genius grant... hell, let's just give her the Nobel on Friday. Greta is doing a wonderful job of saving the planet but has she generated a bottomless pit of memes and punnery of the calibre Coleen Rooney has blessed us with this Wednesday morning? 

I don’t know if I’ve ever cared about anything as much as I care about Coleen vs Rebekah. I'm only sorry for all the screenwriters who must now live with the knowledge that they will never write a payoff as good as: "It's.............. Rebekah Vardy's account." The pure drama of it! It's pant-wetting...

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